I saw the sign about the Dog Poo Fairy while walking around the campsite, so to remind myself I sent a text to my phone number saying ‘Dog Poo Fairy’. Except I didn’t, not quite. I sent a text saying ‘Dog Poo Fairy’ to someone with a number almost like mine, with one number slightly different. Which must have been quite a disconcerting experience for the recipient.

I am still waiting for a reply.